So I left off with my dear friend Cougar in an intense lip-lock with this boy!! Now the interesting thing about this is that I don't even know excatly at what point they went from just being dancing partners to doing the dirty with their mouths. Actually (I can't stop with the what if questions and more phillosophicalness so please bear with me) how do people at parties transition from just dancing to making out, to i'll meet you in your room in ten minutes, please be naked!? that is very puzzling to me but I'm digressing from the story. So yeah this guy was basically trying to explore Cougar's tonseils (I support random making out so I was like go girl). I kept dancing but kept looking over and checking on the progress of Cougar's makeout session. Then out of nowhere she ended up on the wall with this guy! And they were going at it ( ya dig?)! But at the sametime I didnt realize that G-Unit was making her way towards being in the situation as Cougar (don't really know if G-Unit's guy was hott, because frankly I couldnt see him that well. I mean we were at a place called the cave so I wouldnt have expected visibility to be good). I turn to my right and I see that she's attached at the butt to this guy and seemed to be really enjoying herself! So then it became like I was a tennis match. Cougar would start removing her guy's clothes to my left, and then G-Unit would start makingout even harder than Cougar had with her guy. It was almost like they were competing to see who would end upstaris with their guy first and I found all of this insanely entertaining (I was still dancing with Goose this whole time! I really meant that I monopolized his time). Then the tennis match ended with Cougar running away from her guy so I've named G-Unit the victor!! (it turns out that Cougar wasn't even that interested in her guy but she just so happend to be very twisted so that's why she was making out). G-Unit was totally interested in her guy and proceeded to get more graphic with him as time went on! You know how when you see other people doing naughty things you start to feel naughty yourself? Yep it was one of those situations! Watching so many people being naughty made me want to go be naughty with Big Poppa! ( I restrained myself). It was getting really late and we all agreed (everyone except for G-Unit because she was still "dancing" with that guy) that it was time to depart from the Cave. Now I know that I mentioned in the first installment that drivers were not in the same timezone when came to picking us up to go to the party and this was also true for taking us home!! Not only is the cave a far walk from my residence, it's also a far snowy walk that wouldve led to my death if I had attempted to walk home! So the crew had to wait and wait and wait for a ride!! There definently needs to be a better system when it comes to sober drivers because people were cutting us in line to get rides and it was pure chaos!! Thank god Flops called his friend who came and picked us up!! We all pilled into the car and I ended up in the trunk (which was fine because I had a blankek :p )! When we finally arrived home it was like 3 in the morning!! So course being who we are we stayed up even later and woke up late the next day.
I'm guessing that the moral or the lesson you should be learning from this tale is that if you to party at the cave and you go all out and party really hard! your not gonna be able to move the next day hence why we didn't go out on Saturday!!
